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[Scary] "What do you want on your pizza?" "Two cheeseburgers, fries and McNuggets"

(Some Guy)

[Amusing] Police were chasing an Oregon man when he fled into Idaho -- and then doubled back because he preferred Oregon jails to the ones in Idaho

CourtTV

[Obvious] Ghost expert: New York City perfect environment for unrested souls

WCBStv.com

[Stupid] On second thought, maybe nachos would have been better for the Red Sox game-watching party. Instead of heroin

(Live Free or Die)

[Strange] 52-year-old homeless man found wandering a Kohl's store wearing a pink camisole and panties

(Some Guy)

[Followup] Cancer boy to receive new miniature horse after dogs slaughtered his last one. Higher fences not included

(Statesman.com)

[Strange] Man arrested after being found in a restroom lying next to an anatomically correct inflatable doll. This comes three years after getting busted in an alley with a mannequin wearing a bridal dress

Des Moines Register

[Spiffy] It's hard to say which is worse: the fact that there is yet another teacher busted having sex with underage students, or the misleading pics on the site that make it seem like it was a hot lesbian threesome

(WTvF)

'so we gonna lay around the shanty, mama
...... & put a good buzz on'